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{"slip": { "id": 157, "advice": "When something goes wrong in life, just shout \"plot twist!\" and carry on."}}

{"fact":"Among many other diseases, cats can suffer from anorexia, senility, feline AIDS and acne.","length":89}

{"slip": { "id": 133, "advice": "If you find yourself distressed about something, ask yourself if it will still matter tomorrow or next week or next month."}}

{"slip": { "id": 142, "advice": "If you don't like the opinion you've been given, get another one."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 51, "advice": "It's wrong to be right."}}

{"fact":"Cats see six times better in the dark and at night than humans.","length":63}

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