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Ardahan is a city in northeastern Turkey, near the Georgian border. It is the seat of Ardahan Province and Ardahan District. Its population is 22,927 (2021).
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Ulf Henrik Palme was a Swedish film actor. He was born in Stockholm and died in Ingarö.
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Antoni Beszta-Borowski wa