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{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the man put his money in the freezer?","punchline":"He wanted cold hard cash!","id":328}
{"slip": { "id": 86, "advice": "Never write in an email to someone, something which you wouldn't say to that person's face."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 43, "advice": "Try to pay at least one person a compliment every day."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 13, "advice": "If you're feeling tired or anxious, a pint of water will almost always make you feel better."}}